Week 13

Mar 23 – Mar 29, 2026

87 robberies · 123.2″ of total stolen zone across the league.

Worst-cooked team
CIN

12.4″ stolen across 6 robberies

Worst-cooked HP ump
CB Bucknor

6 robberies · max 3.8″

How umped was your team

All 30 teams, tier'd by cumulative ABS-overturned magnitude.

S
GOT ROBBED—
A
ROUGH WEEK
CIN
B
MID
MINLAATOR
C
FINE
NYYCWSBOSSFCHCMILPHIWSHAZBALATH
D
GOOD WEEK
MIASDDETSEAKCLADNYMTEXTBCOLCLEATLPIT
F
UMPS LOVED YOU
HOUSTL

Umpires, ranked

worst → least bad. don't @ us.

  1. 01NEW
    CB Bucknor

    feasting again. 6 robberies in seven days, max 3.8″ off the zone. the GOAT (heel).

    6 · 2.40″ avg · LI 2
  2. 02NEW
    Laz Diaz

    specialist in moments that matter. 2 of 3 in high leverage.

    3 · 2.69″ avg · LI 2
  3. 03NEW
    Chad Whitson

    first appearance. setting the tone early.

    7 · 1.54″ avg · LI 1
  4. 04NEW
    Chris Segal

    rookie energy. memorable debut on the leaderboard.

    5 · 1.13″ avg · LI 1
  5. 05NEW
    Mark Wegner

    rookie energy. memorable debut on the leaderboard.

    3 · 1.67″ avg · LI 1
  6. 06NEW
    D.J. Reyburn

    9th-inning regular. 2 of 2 this week — closer than they should have been.

    2 · 0.58″ avg · LI 2
  7. 07NEW
    Tripp Gibson

    rookie energy. memorable debut on the leaderboard.

    4 · 1.85″ avg
  8. 08NEW
    Roberto Ortiz

    rookie energy. memorable debut on the leaderboard.

    1 · 1.27″ avg · LI 1
  9. 09NEW
    Dan Iassogna

    first appearance. setting the tone early.

    2 · 1.48″ avg · LI 1
  10. 10NEW
    Jim Wolf

    first appearance. setting the tone early.

    3 · 1.75″ avg