Week 20

May 11 – May 17, 2026

7 robberies · 13.1″ of total stolen zone across the league.

Worst-cooked team
LAD

4.6″ stolen across 3 robberies

Worst-cooked HP ump
Ryan Blakney

4 robberies · max 1.9″

How umped was your team

All 30 teams, tier'd by cumulative ABS-overturned magnitude.

S
GOT ROBBED—
A
ROUGH WEEK—
B
MID—
C
FINE
LAD
D
GOOD WEEK
TORTEXSFCLE
F
UMPS LOVED YOU
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Umpires, ranked

worst → least bad. don't @ us.

  1. 01NEW
    Ryan Blakney

    4-for-4 on the leaderboard. avg 1.63″ off the rulebook. business as usual.

    4 · 1.63″ avg · LI 1
  2. 02↑37
    Alex Tosi

    one robbery this week. 2.1″. it was a SHOWSTOPPER.

    1 · 2.12″ avg · LI 1
  3. 03NEW
    Brian O'Nora

    single take, but unforgettable. 2.5″ miss.

    1 · 2.54″ avg
  4. 04↑41
    Jonathan Parra

    one robbery this week. 1.9″. it was a SHOWSTOPPER.

    1 · 1.90″ avg