Week 18

Apr 27 – May 3, 2026

198 robberies · 285.3″ of total stolen zone across the league.

Worst-cooked team

23.3″ stolen across 14 robberies

Worst-cooked HP ump

4 robberies · max 4.4

How umped was your team

All 30 teams, tier'd by cumulative ABS-overturned magnitude.

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GOT ROBBED
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ROUGH WEEK
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GOOD WEEK
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UMPS LOVED YOU

Umpires, ranked

worst → least bad. don't @ us.

  1. 01↑38
    Doug Eddings

    feasting again. 4 robberies in seven days, max 4.4″ off the zone. the GOAT (heel).

    4 · 2.78″ avg · LI 3
  2. 02↑21
    Laz Diaz

    rising. 21 spots up this week. keep watching.

    9 · 1.98″ avg · LI 4
  3. 03↑47
    Tripp Gibson

    rising. 47 spots up this week. keep watching.

    5 · 1.72″ avg · LI 2
  4. 04↑53
    Alan Porter

    doesn't miss garbage time. 4 of 6 in high-LI spots.

    6 · 1.38″ avg · LI 4
  5. 05NEW
    Charlie Ramos

    doesn't miss garbage time. 3 of 5 in high-LI spots.

    5 · 1.84″ avg · LI 3
  6. 06NEW
    Bill Miller

    first appearance. setting the tone early.

    5 · 1.73″ avg · LI 1
  7. 07↑39
    Alfonso Márquez

    rising. 39 spots up this week. keep watching.

    5 · 1.59″ avg · LI 2
  8. 08↑27
    Rob Drake

    up 27. having a moment.

    5 · 1.88″ avg · LI 2
  9. 09↑38
    Dan Bellino

    up 38. having a moment.

    6 · 1.36″ avg · LI 2
  10. 10NEW
    Sean Barber

    9th-inning regular. 3 of 6 this week — closer than they should have been.

    6 · 1.86″ avg · LI 2